4/20/06
IMMIGRATION:
THE RIPPIN' PLAN
1.
Close the border.
It's actually constitutional for the
government to protect the border. Most of the stuff they
do is not constitutional, so maybe they could just do this
one thing.
2.
Set up a system that would allow as many immigrants as
we really need.
If an employer cannot fill a job, he can arrange to bring
in a foreigner. The only people eligible would be law abiding
folks that can speak English.
7/10/05
THE RELIGION OF
PEACE STRIKES AGAIN!!
Bombs
go off in London and immediately Muslims around the world
took to the streets where they burned pictures of Bin Laden
and shouted chants condemning the terrorists that misrepresent
their peaceful religion.
(yeah,
right)
5-25-05
Condeezzla Rice recently condemned
the alleged flushing of the "holy" Quran.
I'm
reminded of the Bible verse that condemns calling evil
good.
What
does more damage to a religion? Somebody flushing its scriptures,
or its followers acting like rabid dogs?
10-17-04
I
keep seeing people on TV, including John Edwards, saying
that Kerry proved he was ready to be president because of
how he handled himself in the debates. An actor could "look
presidential." So what?
I
could destroy Bush or Kerry in a debate. Does that mean
I should be president?
7-29-04
When
I run for political office someday I will make it clear to
the American people that I am in favor of hope,
and opposed to a lack of hope.
I
am also FOR good, happy stuff and AGAINST
bad, mean stuff.
7-25-04
When
people go to vote they should be offered the
following:
The
opportunity to vote...
OR a case of beer
OR a joint
OR a subscription to Hustler
Magazine
(No
liberal would ever be elected again.)
Why
would somebody ruin perfectly good cookie dough
by baking it?
5-25-04
Were
the prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison ever in as much
danger as a passenger in Ted Kennedy's car?
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12/21/05
30 years ago, who would have thought that saying "Merry Christmas" would
be offensive and a movie about homosexual cowboys would be praised?
5-31-05
Congress just passed
a bill to create a national ID. Of course the reason
given is to fight terrorism.
Meanwhile
people can just walk across the border from Mexico.
11-14-04
The Godfather of
Terrorism (Arafat) is finally getting what he deserves.
He's probably wondering where the virgins are.
Most
world leaders are saying nice things about him. I guess
you can get away with murder if you smile and wave enough.
Scott Peterson smiled a lot but didn't wave. You have to
smile AND wave.
10-17-04
Kerry
and Edwards now say they will "kill" the terrorists.
I never heard them use that word before the first debate. They
must have done some polling and found out that most voters
want the terrorists to be "killed."
Not
real convincing from a guy that left Vietnam
because he stubbed his toe, broke a nail,
and cut himself shaving.
8-21-04
There
are no holy cities or holy sites in Iraq.
7-05-04
John
Kerry says he believes life begins at conception
but he won't legislate his beliefs.
My
main response: Will he legislate
his beliefs when it comes to rape, stealing,
racism, murder, and just war?
My
alternate response: I'm sure
he won't hesitate to legislate his belief
in socialism.
6-25-04
Mike
Wallace said that WWII was a good war. With
allies.
I
don't think France had much of a choice about
getting involved in that one.
6-15-04
RELIGION
OF PEACE UPDATE:
Man tortured by Saudi Arabia's religious police for preaching Christianity.
Click here for full story
I guess they want to make sure nobody converts to a religion that
may not be as peaceful as Islam.
5-28-04
A
SPECIAL MESSAGE
FOR THE YOUNG LADIES
Is your boyfriend a big fan of KOBE BRYANT? If the
guy that you're planning to marry thinks that adultery is no
big deal, you might want to shop around a little bit more.
5-17-04
SAME
SEX MARRIAGE
Why all the debate over homosexual marriage? Anybody that doesn't
get it doesn't want to get it. Many opponents say it could lead to
the legalization of polygamy. That's like saying that legalized murder
could lead to legalized theft. Murder is much worse than theft. Homosexual
marriage is much worse than polygamy.
Anyone
who opposes polygamy and endorses homosexual marriage is
a complete hypocrite. To believe in homosexual marriage
you have to throw out all religion and all tradition. Once
you do that you have no basis to oppose polygamy.
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12/21/05
The
blind hate of, and the blind allegiance to, George W. Bush
are equally amusing to me.
I
often bash him when talking to Republicans and defend him
when talking to liberals.
7-30-04
PETA
PUTS RIPPIN' RICHIE IN HIS PLACE!!
PETA activists sent Richie an e-mail that showed
their high intellect and amazing rhetorical skills:
" Your
not a real man, your a sad and seemingly retarded boy.
By the way, we've heard that you actually are retarded,
is that true...probably."
Richie
is worried that they may, in the near future, refer to
him as a "Dum Dum Head"
6-25-04
Ask
a war protester what should be done in the middle east and
the answer will be "more money." Yes, America needs
to send more foreign aid over there. That's always the answer.
More of our money.
Too
bad "Allah" can't take care of
his people. He needs help from a Christian
nation.
6-11-04
Reagan
called the Soviet Union "The Evil Empire." That
may seem like a no-brainer to many of us, but
it was a very controversial, and certainly not
a politically correct, thing to say. I think
it's great that he had the guts to "tell
it like it is."
Many
homosexuals whine that he was somehow to blame
for the spread of A.I.D.S. because he didn't
drop everything and spend every dime of the public
treasury to fight it. Unless Reagan had H.I.V.
and sodomized people, he's not responsible for
anybody getting A.I.D.S.
At
a B-Boy event last night I saw a guy with a T-Shirt
that had a Patrick Henry quote, "Give me liberty,
or give me death." I thought that was pretty
cool until I saw the back of the shirt. It was something
about the Palestinians.
Let's
get one thing straight, Patrick Henry was talking
about his own death, not the death of innocent
children on a bus targeted by some nut case terrorist.
4-11-04
I
took the family to see "Master and Commander" last
night. The guy working the ticket counter had some
kind of disability, I think it was cerebral palsy.
He was hard to understand and slow. But I could care
less. In my book, that guy is a role model. He could
be sitting on his butt collecting a government check,
but he's not. I'll gladly wait in line a little longer
to see people like that functioning in society and
doing what many "normal" people are
too lazy to do.
EVERYBODY
KNOWS ISLAM IS PEACEFUL!
(except the Muslims)
THE
REAL INTOLERANT BIGGOTS:
MILITANT HOMOSEXUALS
In
October 2001, Harry Hammond, an English pastor
who had been beaten by a gang of homosexual
thugs for carrying a sign urging homosexuals
to repent, was convicted of inciting violence
and disturbing the peace. He was fined 300
British pounds (about $550) and forced to pay
395 pounds ($725) in legal costs. No charges
were brought against the men who physically
assaulted him. A higher court recently rejected
the Rev. Hammond's appeal of this conviction.
click
here to read entire article
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